Given Father Eschenbacher’s great talent as a rap artist, it would be great if he could collaborate with Father Pfleger and they can make a Jazz/Rap Fusion Mass. That would be awesome, and hopefully the Vatican can make a papal bull to promulgate it. Another great idea would be to have a slapstick comedy mass. Starring Cardinal Cupic as Moe Howard Cardinal McCarrick as Larry Fine Father Eschenbacher as Curly Howard Father Pfleger as of course Shemp Howard Then go all the way back to the beginning when the Three Stooges were in their infancy and have Pope Francis play Danny Healy. It would be a great groundbreaking mass, there could be liturgical dancers dancing to Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring and during the consecration they can pump Cupic with air and he can float high up in the air with the host, then come crashing to the floor following up with him giving eye pokes, slaps, bops on the head and stomach punches to McCarrick, Eschenbacher and Pfleger.
Hi Mario, One more thing and I’ll stop. Picture right before Cupich performs the Offertory, with the others pressed up against him staring intently at the host. He can stretch out both arms and yell “spread out” *in the original post I misspelled Cupich’s name. I think it’s because I quit reading about him. I haven’t seen his name in a long time.
